And then suddenly I start blogging all the time

What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?
“Why don’t you smile?” I’ll smile when I have something to smile about, asshole.

Name something you have in common with all your siblings.
DNA, childhood experiences, black cats.

What number of alcoholic drinks is your limit?
Care to find out?

Do you fold your underwear?
Please. It’s chore enough washing my underwear.

Name something random that you would do.
I would do random things randomly.

Name something that made you laugh today.
The song “Cheer Up, Murray” from Flight of the Conchords. Which I sent to my semi-boss, Murray.

What is on your refrigerator door?
Melted popsicle drippings. It’s really gross.

Name the closest thing to you that is green
Panties.

If someone who didn't know you had to guess your name, what hint would you give them?
It rhymes with “Tabbouleh.”

Name something you have to do tomorrow.
I’m sure I’ll have to shit and piss at some point.

Do You Own An iPod?
It is green, and has a banana sticker on it that says “Brain Power.”

Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
Irina, Bruce and Susie,…not too many.

Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
Sigh. Opposite. I’m not a woman-hater, I’m really not!

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Yes, yes, and yes – I’m sorry, did I just push you out of the bed?

What did you do last night?
Wrote some more of the screenplay, added some new entries to my obituary scrapbook, did naked things.

What big concerts are you looking forward to?
VH1 Deceased Divas: Judy, Ella, and Patsy. Can't WAIT!

What did you dream last night?
Damn, I wish you had asked me that this morning. I totally would have remembered, but it’s gone now. (And you know it would have been good!)

Do you know anyone who's married?
Self. Also husband.

Who was the last person you drove with?
Joanna drove me to the airport in Connecticut.

What's the last movie you watched?
We watched Rushmore again. My god, what a great flick.

Have you ever fallen asleep with someone of the opposite sex?
I make a habit of it.

What's one thing you wish you could be better at?
People.